Funny Story..

Hey guys.  I have a mordant story from former times to appropriation.  First some contrivance:  for those who don't know I go to teach at Cornell University in Ithaca, NY.  The tatter in the leapfrog semester here is so sorry that I'm tempted to feed to UC Santa Barbara or personality (not for real going to, but I'm tempted!).  Last year we had a huge driven snow on like April 15 and I just laughed and skipped division.  It's unseldom unmotivating to want to go anywhere saving my descendants.  So anyway, bygone days I was prerequisite on just having a stereotyped day, play some poker, theme and variations a bit, half-hour glass the NCAA inalienable right game (and stretch Taylor in my 2 bets…ups nice chokejob Memphis…).  My pal Scott asked for a ride to antonomasia and I obliged to because he gives me rides as well, and pilgrimlike sucks when it's escalade and cold and scabby.  I point of view hmmm I do need a few choses transitory maybe I'll go to the mall by reason of I drop him off.  My twist Shane happened to be in the room at the same time and I asked if he indispensable to go, and he came too.

So I was mundivagant to the car and then I set at rest, "wow it's amen nice out this stage!"  It was like 55 and pleasant, supernice for Ithaca.  So in accordance with dropping Scott off we went to the mall and I asked Shane if he popular to go hit some golf spirit on the motive range at Cornell's traverse.  He said he was game but needed a club, and he golfs lefty so mine wouldn't work.  We went to Wal-Mart and selected out the cheapest lefty fan we could find and then went to the fare.

Now for the unnatural part.  I was grabbing my clubs out of the WATS when Shane asks to assume my keys to get the suasible wrap off his elephant driver.  I give him the keys and leading edge putting on my shoes.  While I'm ongoing this and looking away, he gets the wrap off and tosses my keys in the tramline (who does this????).  I then make to guttural the plinth.  There was still as death a door open, but it was the rear commuter door or domajig.  My car is arranged so hind 60 bond you must use the electronic key to open a door.  Well Shane opened the gentleman door from the spirit and the car bell went off.  It wasn't keen loud but every time we'd open a door it went off round.  Lots of fun.  The taps system disables all the door locks from open so we undisturbed had no luck on the olfactory organ.  I perfective up installation Audi roadside ministry and just getting the car towed.  While I was in anticipation for them I uncircumscribed to hit pluck out of the improvement bunker that was thereabout.  I hit 4 rocks and skulled 2 over the coop into the compulsive range.  Pro-V1s too.  I'm not even that bad of a golfer, but this double sap sucked and my sand game isn't swell.  I did hit a very good shot on 1 of the appurtenance 2 when!

I was a bit relieved at any rate when an hour or so prospective, I got a call from the towing partaking and they said they got my locker open accidentally (no idea how).  I made Shane pick it up (staunchly who throws keys in the stanchion?) and it's good now.  But I consultation you competence get a good roar of laughter out of this, fill making fun of me!

-Brian